Not so cool new people

Now i know these people existed and aren't folk lore. As Yeah Homies has a frequent segment on these not so cool people. But it really hit home having experienced it first hand.


**** And for all those on the edge of there seats wondering. I denied that bitch of my socially networked friendship****

A Tasty Treat

Heres a step by step on how to make a delicious lunch/dinner and impress your friends with your lack of culinary skills.


First purchase a packet of Ingham Breast Chipees


Place on tray and put in oven



Slice and butter two rolls (presliced is preferable)



After chipees are done remove from oven



Lay chipees neatly in your sliced rolls (tomato sauce is recommended)


Now indulge in the saturated fat goodness



Feeds 2 people, or 1 if you don't mind a bit of junk in the trunk

Sister Reburta

An elderly aboriginal lady decided shed mack it with a few of us at Hyde last nite. Deep and meaningful chats went down about Ice Cube and Muhammad Ali. According to Reburta here two kid are getting taught about Dr. Dre in school, i look forward to holla'ing at her soon.

Jack Ladder

A little bit of be-bop jazz, a touch of funk and a sensually seductive voice and you have Jack ladder. This guy have one of the most unique voices as far as Australian singers go and has the music to match. If only i could posses such a voice to lure the ladies.





He could make the phone book sound sensual.