Why shit was better then and mediocre now.

This shit is so real, there is no game that can compare .

Not so cool new people

Now i know these people existed and aren't folk lore. As Yeah Homies has a frequent segment on these not so cool people. But it really hit home having experienced it first hand.


**** And for all those on the edge of there seats wondering. I denied that bitch of my socially networked friendship****

A Tasty Treat

Heres a step by step on how to make a delicious lunch/dinner and impress your friends with your lack of culinary skills.


First purchase a packet of Ingham Breast Chipees


Place on tray and put in oven



Slice and butter two rolls (presliced is preferable)



After chipees are done remove from oven



Lay chipees neatly in your sliced rolls (tomato sauce is recommended)


Now indulge in the saturated fat goodness



Feeds 2 people, or 1 if you don't mind a bit of junk in the trunk

Sister Reburta

An elderly aboriginal lady decided shed mack it with a few of us at Hyde last nite. Deep and meaningful chats went down about Ice Cube and Muhammad Ali. According to Reburta here two kid are getting taught about Dr. Dre in school, i look forward to holla'ing at her soon.

Jack Ladder

A little bit of be-bop jazz, a touch of funk and a sensually seductive voice and you have Jack ladder. This guy have one of the most unique voices as far as Australian singers go and has the music to match. If only i could posses such a voice to lure the ladies.





He could make the phone book sound sensual.

A diamond in the rough

Due to being sick and incapable of attending school on Thursday and Friday i was subject to two days of failed gaming,not eating and humanity's greatest downfall, daytime TV (i don't have foxtel)

Those two days of daytime TV left me to come to these conclusions :

• The dude on the morning show is the biggest douche of all douche's

• The douche's co-host is a yummy mummy

• Infomercials are the work of Satan and Satan only

• Baseballs takes up 80% of airtime on OneHD

• Elmo is still funnier then most people i know

• Ellen Degeneres has a hotter wife than i could ever pray for

• Dr Phil patronizes emotionally unstable people, he loves to raise his eyebrows

Around about 2 i gave up watching TV as i was grew weary of not being entertained, so i played skate

The only good thing to come out of those two days was i discover at 4:25 p.m on ABC there's a show on called SkunkFu.
Yes that's right a skunk who's a apprentice Kung Fu Mastah!



That's none other than Ghost Face Killah rhyming during the title sequence

Who needs a insturment?

Its true that we have all dabbled with trying to beat box and have most probably failed miserably or gotten good then heard a guy talk and beat box (destroying your universe). Most people who think they can beat box actually cant . I hate being on a bus just about to get down to some buttery flows and before pressing play on my ipod I hear some foolish person practicing there beat boxing. Not only is it incredibly annoying but you feel embarrassed for the person because you've heard the best (Rahzel) so fuck the rest.

Well for all those who are aspiring Rahzels' , sit back and take notes while this guy serves up a freshly baked break beat.