Saturday, June 20, 2009

A diamond in the rough

Due to being sick and incapable of attending school on Thursday and Friday i was subject to two days of failed gaming,not eating and humanity's greatest downfall, daytime TV (i don't have foxtel)

Those two days of daytime TV left me to come to these conclusions :

  • The dude on the morning show is the biggest douche of all douche's

  • The douche's co-host is a yummy mummy

  • Infomercials are the work of Satan and Satan only

  • Baseballs takes up 80% of airtime on OneHD

  • Elmo is still funnier then most people i know

  • Ellen Degeneres has a hotter wife than i could ever pray for

  • Dr Phil patronizes emotionally unstable people, he loves to raise his eyebrows


Around about 2 i gave up watching TV as i was grew weary of not being entertained, so i played skate

The only good thing to come out of those two days was i discover at 4:25 p.m on ABC there's a show on called SkunkFu.
Yes that's right a skunk who's a apprentice Kung Fu Mastah!




That's none other than Ghost Face Killah rhyming during the title sequence

1 comment:

  1. i quite like infomercials to be honest. where else would you find the ped egg?

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