Those two days of daytime TV left me to come to these conclusions :
- The dude on the morning show is the biggest douche of all douche's
- The douche's co-host is a yummy mummy
- Infomercials are the work of Satan and Satan only
- Baseballs takes up 80% of airtime on OneHD
- Elmo is still funnier then most people i know
- Ellen Degeneres has a hotter wife than i could ever pray for
- Dr Phil patronizes emotionally unstable people, he loves to raise his eyebrows
Around about 2 i gave up watching TV as i was grew weary of not being entertained, so i played skate
The only good thing to come out of those two days was i discover at 4:25 p.m on ABC there's a show on called SkunkFu.
Yes that's right a skunk who's a apprentice Kung Fu Mastah!
That's none other than Ghost Face Killah rhyming during the title sequence
i quite like infomercials to be honest. where else would you find the ped egg?
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